Netflix is so overwhelmed by shows about women solving murders, being terrorized by the paranormal, and rising to the top of financial empires that this morning I vowed to watch the first show with a man and no woman on the icon.
Category: Spanish telenovelas. Mariposa del Barrio (woman touching her breast), The Queen Flow (two women kissing), Her Mother's Killer (car), Sin Senos Si Hay Paraiso (naked lady), Silvana Sin Lano (sparring hetero couple), Falsa Identidad (mother and child), El Final del Paraiso (girl gazing into boyfriend's eyes), La Eslava Banca (girl gazing into naked boyfriend's eyes),The Good Bandit (man).
Well, I said the first icon with a man, so...
The Good Bandit: Opening scene: The Good Bandit rides a horse, breaks into a safe, kisses money, meets a woman who looks like she can barely restrain herself from performing fellatio on the spot. The woman rides behind him. He sees another woman with big breasts.
Nope, nope, nope! Absolutely not! No way! I'll keep looking
Señora Acero (woman and money), Rosario Tueras (woman and gun), Undercover Law (woman and gun), La Reina del Sur (woman and gun), Ingovernable (feminine-coded person), Heidi (giggling girl), You've Got This (mom, dad, and kid), All in Love (mom and daughter), The House of Flowers (naked woman and man), The Queen and the Conquerer (woman and naked man), Como Caido del Cielo (ugly man in sombrero).
Ok, ok, I said I would do it, and I'll do it.
Como Caido del Cielo. A man dies, but he has to prove that he's worthy of going to heaven, so he moves into someone else's body. He crawls through a forest of girl legs and makes out with "his" wife: "You haven't looked at me like that since we were married." "What a waste!"
Keep going, keep going!
Loving is Losing (laughing man and woman), The Day I Met El Chapo (breasts), Playing with Fire (old man and breasts), 365 Days (muscular boyfriend and girlfriend), Valeria (girl legs), Adu (little boy), Falling Inn Love (that can't be Spanish!), Selena (boyfriend and girlfriend), Perdida (boyfriend and girlfriend), Desire (four-way).
Heck with it. I'm going back to 365 Days.
It's a movie, not a telenovela, in Polish, not Spanish. A mafioso (Michele Morrone, top photo) kidnaps a woman and gives her 365 days to fall in love with him, or else... couldn't he just take his shirt off?
No way I'm watching that. Onward....
The Ottoman Lieutenant (man and woman), Si Mi Amor (two women at Christmas), The Road to Love (boyfriend and girlfriend), Lorena (woman's feet), Amar (naked woman kissing man), Striptease (naked woman), Black Money Love (woman gambling), Go! Live Your Way (girl)...
Dejo de intentarlo. I give up.
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